Wiggle Room
If Microsoft wanted the Halo Remake to be better received, they should have also re-released the Duke controller. Mostly because after throwing their controllers at the wall, it’d ricochet back into gamer’s heads and wipe out the last 25 years of gaming history.







All rise for the Gamer national anthem.
Ness probably used some sort of ancient ghost magic to fit themselves and two controllers in there.
Sure you want to know?
Advanced Harvey demon magic.
It’s bigger on the inside.
Ness has a fully equipted kitchen, a trampoline, an olympia sized swimming pool and a racetrack in there.
No tanning bed? 2/10
I think it’s more TARDIS technology rather than Black Hole.
Helmets tend to have reTARDIS technology built into them.
Be funny if -Ness’- phone rings while they are in the middle of the game, and it’s Nicole’s Mom (or Dad?) calling. 🙂
Hey, what’s with the shade against the Duke? Some of us with big hands actually LIKE that controller – it was comfortable to hold.