At least Ness didn’t bring her chainsaw.
I don’t think the Switch wants to go in the ice either.
Better than picking up Mario’s habit of dropping dinosaurs into lava.
I can’t believe they didn’t put Ridley in Mario Tennis!
Snorkels are way OP in Sea of Thieves.
It’s a clear sky, use the Hammer of Dawn.
Yeah, yeah. I know you need three votes to put the first person in the brig, but look at it this way: Thanos is in Fortnite!
Snacker the shark just wants to talk.
MoonStone Cannon, FIRE!
Hold down the right bumper button to enter free style tail mode and control your tails pitch, roll, and yaw.
Is it good or bad that water is the best selling point for a game?
Step 1: Find your boat.
Step 2: Wait for griefers to stop spawn camping.
Step 3: – Please wait for previous step to complete -
There were so many fort knights in Fortnite that the game lasted an entire fortnight.
You might need better ventilation for your consoles if the paint starts stripping off the walls.
Transmuting souls into bandwidth isn’t the best idea. Too many dropped packets.
Energy based fireballs seem like a perfectly reasonable response to me.
I miss the “Winners don’t use drugs” screen on 90s arcades, how else will I know what winners aren’t doing?
When you get to the Psycho Mantis level you have to put on the biomedical sensor pads.
Starting off the new year with a kill screen. That sounds like a good omen.
Visions of sugar plums got nothing on dropping a Yoshi into boiling hot chocolate in Mario World.
A plush demon hiding in an original XBox is almost easier to handle than an XBox One with Kinect.
Stop by the Tower, Harvey. The Postmaster might have your axe.
It’d be pretty hard to do the Leap of Faith while a facehugger is coming for you.
Tiger Pits – named after their inventor, Captain Yellow.
I’m sure there’ll be at least two anime fans who will get that reference.