Everyone should have a copy of Deadly Towers. It’s the perfect game to give to unsuspecting victims friends.
Welp, Harvey thought wrong, Kade is gonna get it repaired, not replaced
Never heard of Deadly Towers. After looking it up, reminds me of those classic games Konami use to make, except with swords. They were pretty popular when Nintendo started :3
Deadly Towers is one of those NES games with infamously bad controls and unnecessary difficulty to the point where it’s not fun, just actively tedious
Ah. now i want to see just HOW bad the control were. Thanks for the insight :3
Loving the Zelda sound-effect message tone. I hope he also has the doodly doodly ding noise of a chest opening!
I can hear that phone ring tone in my head.
I feel the joke would be stronger with me if I knew more about that game. Now to see if my favorite reviewers have covered it.
First review I found was from the AVGN.
“Do not drop kick”
Now I’m just imagining Bowser as a mail carrier doing his side smash from from Smash 4 and launching the package to Nintendo
Unfortunately, it’s a reference to several incidents, some with UPS, some with FedEx, some with the USPS… of drivers dropping the package and doing a punt when they saw the homeowners weren’t there to pick it up. Several fragile broken things and security camera footage pointed at the front walk later…
Yeah, you need to add a please. If you write it as an instruction rather than a request it’s just too tempting!
Harvey advice. For all your soul-shopping needs.
Might wanna rethink his persuasive tactics though.
Full time savage
Clearly, Harvey hasn’t listened to any of Brian Tracy’s audio books.
Also – that box reminds me of the first scene from Ace Ventura Pet Detective.
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