Night of the living 16-bits.
I’d buy a Virtual Boy Classic… what? I didn’t say I’d play it.
Standing still and watching zombies isn’t going to end well unless you’re Frank West.
Zombie Laser Tag – sponsored by Umbrella Co.
“Less chit-chat more scritch scratch!”
Use a purple time crystal, Ness.
Better than picking up Mario’s habit of dropping dinosaurs into lava.
I can’t believe they didn’t put Ridley in Mario Tennis!
Because everyone needs haptic feedback for their spine.
Snorkels are way OP in Sea of Thieves.
It’s a clear sky, use the Hammer of Dawn.
Yeah, yeah. I know you need three votes to put the first person in the brig, but look at it this way: Thanos is in Fortnite!
Snacker the shark just wants to talk.
MoonStone Cannon, FIRE!
Is it good or bad that water is the best selling point for a game?
Step 1: Find your boat.
Step 2: Wait for griefers to stop spawn camping.
Step 3: – Please wait for previous step to complete -
Energy based fireballs seem like a perfectly reasonable response to me.
I miss the “Winners don’t use drugs” screen on 90s arcades, how else will I know what winners aren’t doing?
Starting off the new year with a kill screen. That sounds like a good omen.
Visions of sugar plums got nothing on dropping a Yoshi into boiling hot chocolate in Mario World.
And that’s how Riley got revenge for Ness chewing on her head.
A plush demon hiding in an original XBox is almost easier to handle than an XBox One with Kinect.
The gummi shapes totally affect gameplay… wait, what are we talking about again?