What’s the exchange rate for pirate’s gold?
Use a purple time crystal, Ness.
At least Ness didn’t bring her chainsaw.
I don’t think the Switch wants to go in the ice either.
Better than picking up Mario’s habit of dropping dinosaurs into lava.
I can’t believe they didn’t put Ridley in Mario Tennis!
Snorkels are way OP in Sea of Thieves.
I bet you can stunlock the megalodon.
It’s a clear sky, use the Hammer of Dawn.
Kraken was the best power-up in the original Splatoon.
Yeah, yeah. I know you need three votes to put the first person in the brig, but look at it this way: Thanos is in Fortnite!
MoonStone Cannon, FIRE!
Now pick up the banana and eat it again.
Hold down the right bumper button to enter free style tail mode and control your tails pitch, roll, and yaw.
Is it good or bad that water is the best selling point for a game?
Step 1: Find your boat.
Step 2: Wait for griefers to stop spawn camping.
Step 3: – Please wait for previous step to complete -
The one with the flak vest is Moe; he’s their leader.
You might need better ventilation for your consoles if the paint starts stripping off the walls.
Split screen VR. Make it happen.
Transmuting souls into bandwidth isn’t the best idea. Too many dropped packets.
Sleep dodge rolling is an advanced move.
Energy based fireballs seem like a perfectly reasonable response to me.
I miss the “Winners don’t use drugs” screen on 90s arcades, how else will I know what winners aren’t doing?
When you get to the Psycho Mantis level you have to put on the biomedical sensor pads.