What’s the exchange rate for pirate’s gold?
Use a purple time crystal, Ness.
At least Ness didn’t bring her chainsaw.
Snorkels are way OP in Sea of Thieves.
It’s a clear sky, use the Hammer of Dawn.
Yeah, yeah. I know you need three votes to put the first person in the brig, but look at it this way: Thanos is in Fortnite!
Snacker the shark just wants to talk.
Transmuting souls into bandwidth isn’t the best idea. Too many dropped packets.
Happy Valentine’s Day. Now who wants to go kill some elder dragons?
Energy based fireballs seem like a perfectly reasonable response to me.
And that’s how Riley got revenge for Ness chewing on her head.
A plush demon hiding in an original XBox is almost easier to handle than an XBox One with Kinect.
Anytime you see a cartoon character with a drink you know a spit-take is coming.
Yay, 200 comics!
Really it’s the stores own fault for putting the Halloween stuff directly next to the Christmas stuff.
Watch out for plastic Minecraft weapons, those things have so many points on them it’s like getting hit multiple times.
Tricksy hobbitses trying to take my gold.
Stop by the Tower, Harvey. The Postmaster might have your axe.
Go north, west, south, west to the forest of maze… and watch out for Grues.
It’d be pretty hard to do the Leap of Faith while a facehugger is coming for you.
One Sword Style: Arm Slasher!
Not much of a prison. All Ness has to do is hit that POW block three times and she’s free.
Admit it, you used your hands to play with the Power Pad. Everyone did.
It starts with name tags, then the “Circle of Life” program, and finally flying death platforms with ion cannons.