Better than picking up Mario’s habit of dropping dinosaurs into lava.
Transmuting souls into bandwidth isn’t the best idea. Too many dropped packets.
Happy Valentine’s Day. Now who wants to go kill some elder dragons?
Anytime you see a cartoon character with a drink you know a spit-take is coming.
Really it’s the stores own fault for putting the Halloween stuff directly next to the Christmas stuff.
Watch out for plastic Minecraft weapons, those things have so many points on them it’s like getting hit multiple times.
Tricksy hobbitses trying to take my gold.
But did you beat it two times in a row to get the real ending?
You’re on my naughty list, Nintendo…
Well he isn’t wrong. Ness, technically isn’t real.
It’s the world’s cutest crime scene.
Kade’s not going to survive the Nerf Wars.
Merry Christmas, Happy Star Wars VII, and 100 Savestate comics! Huzzah!
Happy Thanksgiving… unless you rage quit and flip the table, then have fun cleaning up your mess.
Kade’s not going to make any progress in Fallout 4 with all these distractions.
Don’t forget the power cords, a couple controllers, the 4K TV… you know what, it’d be easier to let Harvey and Ness have the living room.
Playing the right video games with kids can be a great bonding experience… Battletoads is not one of those games.
Ooo, Turtles in Time does sound good. Where’s my SNES? Oh, and Merry Christmas.
Too bad the warp pipe is blocking the driver side door.