I’d buy a Virtual Boy Classic… what? I didn’t say I’d play it.
Standing still and watching zombies isn’t going to end well unless you’re Frank West.
Zombie Laser Tag – sponsored by Umbrella Co.
The Mako Reactor is definitely still active and subject XIII is doing fine also.
At least Ness didn’t bring her chainsaw.
I guess you could try holy water but that might make it worse according to Castlevania.
Snorkels are way OP in Sea of Thieves.
It’s a clear sky, use the Hammer of Dawn.
Kraken was the best power-up in the original Splatoon.
Yeah, yeah. I know you need three votes to put the first person in the brig, but look at it this way: Thanos is in Fortnite!
Snacker the shark just wants to talk.
Transmuting souls into bandwidth isn’t the best idea. Too many dropped packets.
Happy Valentine’s Day. Now who wants to go kill some elder dragons?
Energy based fireballs seem like a perfectly reasonable response to me.
Anytime you see a cartoon character with a drink you know a spit-take is coming.
Yay, 200 comics!
Stop by the Tower, Harvey. The Postmaster might have your axe.
I’m sure there isn’t any permanent brain bablage.
Tiger Pits – named after their inventor, Captain Yellow.
I’m sure there’ll be at least two anime fans who will get that reference.
One Sword Style: Arm Slasher!
Young punks. Get off my lawn.
Not much of a prison. All Ness has to do is hit that POW block three times and she’s free.
At the very least put a Captain N jacket in Smash Bros for the Mii fighters to wear.
Admit it, you used your hands to play with the Power Pad. Everyone did.