Not quite the same as Pandora’s Box from DMC4.
Dropping your controller during a boss fight is more scary than the jump scare that caused it in the first place.
You can’t eat the Weapons and Warriors castle… it’s probably got lead paint.
That’s why you should always use your hands to play World Class Track Meet.
Always cut the red wire.
Probably shouldn’t have put so many Final Fantasy games on the list…
Stupid phone focuses slower than the Contra victory screen. XP
And by “rock” Kade means Harvey’s skull.